Need a little break ?

I received this from a friend , and thought I'd share it. Retirement Planning - > If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. > > With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. > With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. > With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00. > > But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00. > Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. > It's called the 401-Keg Plan. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ( the drinking heavy may not be a good idea ! )